I Remember I Did Think, 'wouldn't It

I Was A Mixture Of Being Incredibly Old For My Age And Incredibly Backwards. I Was Born Quite Old, But Then I Stopped Growing. I Lived With My Mum And Dad Till I Was 30.

Who Wants To Be Normal When You Can Be Unique?

I've Never Had White Teeth. To Be Honest, I've Never Been Told To Do Any Of Those Horrible Things - Get Your Teeth Whitened Or Your Nose Straightened.

I'm Not Dead And I Don't Have Blue Hair But Some People Say There Are Similarities. It Is Usually Intolerable To Watch Myself Onscreen But This Time It's Fine. I Think It's Beautiful And A Real Work Of Art.

Multitasking? I Can't Even Do Two Things At Once. I Can't Even Do One Thing At Once.