I Remain Convinced That The Most Valuable

That's Actually Kind Of Scary. Sex With A Mime. Do I Have To Pay Extra To Make Sure You Don't Do The Trapped-in-a-box Thing While We're Doing It?

Forget About Writing To Penthouse. This One Was Going To Be A Story For Their Grandkids.

That Leaves Decker And What's His Name, Mr. I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt.

I Know The M-word Makes You Nervous, But Yeah. I'm Talking About The Big, Permanent Friendship. A Little Different From What Joe And Charles Had, Though. See, I Want To Be The Kind Of Best Friends Who Make Love Every Night, Who Share All Their Darkest Secrets And Favorite Jokes, And Maybe Even Someday Make Babies Together. I Know That Kind Of Friendship Requires Hard Work, But You Know, I'm Pretty Good At Hard Work. ~ Tom Paoletti, "the Unsung Hero

Jenk Shook His Head As He Headed For The Rental Car Counter. He Felt His Shoulders Tightening As He Walked Away, Certain That Izzy Wasn't Quite Ready To Be Silent Or Invisible Yet. He Was Halfway There When Izzy Shouted, "jenkins! I Wish I Could Quit Yew!" Of Course. The Obligatory Brokeback Mountain Reference. Jenk Flipped Zanella A Double Bird Without Bothering To Look Back.