I Regret To This Day That I

I Had To Fight All My Life To Survive. They Were All Against Me, But I Beat The Bastards And Left Them In The Ditch.

When I Began Playing The Game, Baseball Was About As Gentlemanly As A Kick In The Crotch.

I May Have Been Fierce, But Never Low Or Underhand.

A Ball Bat Is A Wondrous Weapon.

Walter Johnson's Fastball Looked About The Size Of A Watermelon Seed And It Hissed At You As It Passed.