I Regret To This Day That I

A Ball Bat Is A Wondrous Weapon.

When I Played Ball, I Didn't Play For Fun. . . . It's No Pink Tea, And Mollycoddles Had Better Stay Out. It's A Contest And Everything That Implies, A Struggle For Supremacy, A Survival Of The Fittest.

I Regret To This Day That I Never Went To College. I Feel I Should Have Been A Doctor.

The Great American Game Should Be An Unrelenting War Of Nerves.

When I Played Ball, I Didn't Play For Fun.