I Regret The Things I Didn't Do,

Getting Old Is Like Climbing A Mountain; You Get A Little Out Of Breath, But The View Is Much Better!

Happiness Is Good Health And A Bad Memory.

There Are Advantages To Being A Star Though - You Can Always Get A Table In A Full Restaurant.

A Kiss Is A Lovely Trick To Stop Speech.

When One Never Speaks, One Has Nothing To Say Because One Has Too Much To Say.