I Really Really Love Christ, But I'm

If You Call Me A New-age, Airy-fairy, Hippie-dippy Airhead I Will Shove My Crystals Up Your Ass.

I'm A Tomato Freak, But Sometimes You Have To Get It In Ketchup Form For People To Be Able To Open To Tomatoes.

For The Most Part, Pianos Are Female To Me. Sometimes They're Dykes, And They're Always Good Fun.

Some Of The Biggest Advocates For Feminism Seem To Believe That In Order To Feel Powerful You Have To Make Another Woman Subservient, And That Is Not What Feminism Is About At All.

A Lot Of Songs Are Derivative Of Each Other.