I Really Really Love Christ, But I'm

An Ounce Of Breast Milk Is Even More Potent Than The Finest Tequila.

Somebody Will Come Backstage And Go, 'you Saved Me.' And I Will Have To Say, 'stop Right There. You Saved Yourself.'

For The Most Part, Pianos Are Female To Me. Sometimes They're Dykes, And They're Always Good Fun.

That's The Thing About Letting Old Lovers Go. You Don't Stop Loving Some Of Them. There Are A Couple You Love No Less Than You Ever Did. Not To Mention Namesbut I'm Still In Love With A Couple. You're Not Going To Try And Make It Work Again, But If They Needed You, You'd Drop Everything.

People Are The Most Fascinating Mysteries I've Ever Read.