I Really Love Cursing A Lot. But

If Everyone Had A Dad Like Mine, No One Would Have Sex Tapes.

If These Two Are Tired Of Having Sex With Each Other, What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?

I Learned Quickly That Trying To Force Country Folk To Love The Big City Is Like Telling Your Gay Cousin, "you Just Haven't Met The Right Girl Yet.

I Had My Hair In A Ponytail And Looked My Trademark Exhausted.

If You Are A Woman And You Bought This Book For Practical Tips On How To Make It In A Male-dominated Workplace, Here They Are. No Pigtails, No Tube Tops. Cry Sparingly. (some People Say “never Let Them See You Cry.” I Say, If You’re So Mad You Could Just Cry, Then Cry. It Terrifies Everyone.)