I Really Like Dark, Politically Incorrect Humor.

The Hardest Thing To Do Is Something That Is Close To Nothing.

I've Always Asked Myself Since I Was Young, What Is My Duty On This Planet? What Am I There For? Just To Hang Around? Everybody Must Have Some Purpose.

I Always Do Big Birthday Things. In Three Years, I'm 70. I'm Going To Do Something Outrageous. In America, Everyone's Always Hiding Their Age.

Immaterial Art Is The Strongest Because There's No Obstacle; There's Just Energy, And I Believe In Energy.

People Put So Much Effort Into Starting A Relationship And So Little Effort Into Ending One.