I Read The Papers Every Day Just

I Wish To Please The People, But I Want To Make Them Cry, Perhaps. There, I Have Said It.

I Have Never Known The Time When I Did Not Wear Stays. My Stays Are Part Of Me.

My Little Dog, He Did Not Get Ill. It Is So Funny That People Get Ill On A Boat And Dogs Do Not.

I Think The Eyes Flirt Most. There Are So Many Ways To Use Them.

I Speak English, So I Am No Longer Cute. My Tongue Itches For French.