I Ran Very Fast In The Wrong

I Used To Play My Records Aloud Until One Night My Mother Was Like, "this Is Too Loud. I'm Not Having It," And So I Put On Headphones. But The Headphones Didn't Stretch All The Way To My Bed From The Record Player, So I Had To Sleep On The Floor In Order To Hear The Records. I Slept On The Floor Right Next To The Record Player Until I Was Probably 19 Years Old.

When I Was Working, And When I Was Making Substantial Amounts Of Money, I Always Filed And Paid My Taxes. This Only Stopped, When It Was Necessary To Withdraw From Society, In Order To Guarantee The Safety And Well-being Of Myself And My Family.

So While You're Imitating Al Capone, I'll Be Nina Simone And Defecating On Your Microphone.

I Was Hopeless, Now I'm On Hope Road.

My Concept Of Successful Living Is Escaping The Matrix.