I Prefer The Sign No Entrance To

Here Lies William Trollope, Who Made These Stones Roll Up; When Death Took His Soul Up, His Body Filled This Hole Up

Never Saw Off The Branch You Are On, Unless You Are Being Hanged From It.

When Smashing Monuments, Save The Pedestals - They Always Come In Handy.

Do I Have No Soul As Punishment For Not Believing In The Soul?

Some People Drop Their Wings In Order To Grow A Hump