I Prefer A Pleasant Vice To An

All The Satires Of The Stage Should Be Viewed Without Discomfort. They Are Public Mirrors, Where We Are Never To Admit That We Seeourselves; One Admits To A Fault When One Is Scandalized By Its Censure.

If Claret Is The King Of Natural Wines, Burgundy Is The Queen.

Gold Is The Key, Whatever Else We Try; And That Sweet Metal Aids The Conqueror In Every Case, In Love As Well As War.

We Should Look Long And Carefully At Ourselves Before We Pass Judgement On Others.

Don't Appear So Scholarly, Pray. Humanize Your Talk, And Speak To Be Understood.