I Portray Myself As Wicked, Hoping I

I Am Not Biased Against The Rich Because They Are Rich, But The Most Lively People Are Those Without Money Who Would Like To Have Some

Women Won't Let Me Stay Single And I Won't Let Me Stay Married.

I Felt Like An Impostor, Taking All That Money For Reciting Ten Or Twelve Lines Of Nonsense A Day.

I Like My Whisky Old And My Women Young.

You Can Never Trust A Human Being To Behave As You Would Have Expected In A Given Circumstance