I Pop Gum. My Parents Get So

If You're Not Popular, Then Everyone Is Not Wanting Anything To Do With You, Or Not Answering The Phone.

It Was Moving, But So Absurd That I Nearly Laughed Out Loud. I Imagined A New Line Of Hallmark Cards: "thank You For Not Killing My Boyfriend, Even If It Risks Killing You.

My Life Is Very Crazy And Busy, But I Love It That Way.

No, I'm Not! I'm Not A Tomboy! I Love My Makeup! That's Not True! I'm Not A Tomboy!

This Was Real. And It Was Me. I Had Lived That Life, And I Had Died That Death. I Was Staring At The Very End Of Me.