I Played T-mac. I Cooked Him. Roasted

Magic Has Five Championships. I Have Five Championships. I'm Pretty Sure We Both Know What We're Doing.

I Can't Relate To Lazy People. We Don't Speak The Same Language. I Don't Understand You. I Don't Want To Understand You.

We All Know What Flopping Is When We See It. The Stuff That You See Is Where Guys Aren't Really Getting Hit At All And Are Just Flailing Around Like A Fish Out Of Water.

I've Played With Ivs Before, During And After Games. I've Played With A Broken Hand, A Sprained Ankle, A Torn Shoulder, A Fractured Tooth, A Severed Lip, And A Knee The Size Of A Softball. I Don't Miss 15 Games Because Of A Toe Injury That Everybody Knows Wasn't That Serious In The First Place.

I Don't Just Try To Score. The Challenge Is Elevating My Teammates To Be Able To Win A Championship.