I Played In A Death-metal Band. People

I Went To A Record Store, They Said They Specialized In Hard-to-find Records. Nothing Was Alphabetized!

The Commercial For Diet Dr. Pepper Says It Tastes Just Like Regular Dr. Pepper. Well, Then They Screwed Up!

I Spilled Some Vodka On The Carpet, And I Vacuumed It Up, And The Vacuum Got Drunk. I Had To Take The Hoover To Detox.

I'm Against Picketing, But I Don't Know How To Show It.

I Saw A Guy Juggling Chain Saws, It Was Cool, Unless Something Needed To Be Sawed Down, Then It's Annoying.