I Play Piano And I Sing. But

If I Think About It Too Much, I Can't Get Dressed.

Elizabeth Taylor Was Never Told What To Wear Or Paid To Carry A Certain Handbag.

My Basic Mathematics Is Rather Weak, So When Some Of The Theories Are Broken Into Equations, I Get Rather Lost.

I Don't Do Event Dressing, Because Every Day Is An Event.

Sunglasses Are Great, But I Always Feel A Bit Pretentious Wearing Sunglasses. I Mean, I Do Love To Wear Them.