I Play A Huge Variety Of Roles

I Do Most Of My Own Stunts Because The Stunt Guys Show Me How.

I Do Really Crazy Things All The Time, But I Can't Think Of Anything Offhand

I Bounce Off Four Walls, 24 Hours A Day, Seven Days A Week, Because I Only Sleep Those Four Hours A Day.

Oh, I Wouldn't Want To Go On A Date With A Female Celebrity. I'd Rather Go On A Date With A Real Woman.

Green Is My Favorite. And It's My Favorite Because It's The Color Of My Wife's Eyes, Grass, Trees, Life, And Money, And Mother Earth!