I Plan My Life In 15-minute Sections.

To Help Yourself, You Must Be Yourself. Be The Best That You Can Be. When You Make A Mistake, Learn From It, Pick Yourself Up And Move On.

Even When I Lecture Per Se, I Am A Joke Comedian, I Can Do The Voices.

I Still Love My Former Wife, I Won't Call Her My Ex-wife.

I Just Don't Want To Forget This First Day Of The Rest Of My Life!

Inside, My Soul Became So Cold I Hated Everything. I Even Despised The Sun, For I Knew I Would Never Be Able To Play In Its Warm Presence. I Cringed With Hate Whenever I Heard Other Children Laughing, As They Played Outside. My Stomach Coiled Whenever I Smelled Food That Was About To Be Served To Somebody Else, Knowing It Wasn't For Me.