I Originally Just Wanted To Be An

I Must Have Been 3 Years Old Or Less, And I Remember Paging Through These Comics, Trying To Figure Out The Stories. I Couldn't Read The Words, So I Made Up My Own Stories.

There Are Certain Comics That Just Seem Like They Have This Perfect Balance Between Dialogue And Image That I Can't Not Read. I'll Want To Save It For Later, And The Next Thing I Know, I'm Reading It. That's What I'm Kind Of Trying To Do With My Comics.

I Was 30 Before I Made A Living That Was Not Embarrassing.

But They Always Just Laugh Off Everything I Say, When Really I Want Absolutely Nothing More Than To Destroy The World They Live In And To Watch Them Suffer, Alone And Miserable, Trying To Live In My World For A Change!

I'm Not Opposed To Comics On The Internet. It's Just Not Interesting To Me.