I Only Wore Makeup When I Went

I Gave Up Rock 'n' Roll For The Rock Of Ages! I Used To Be A Glaring Homosexual Until God Changed Me!

I Would Wear Flamboyant Clothes And Long Hair, And Most Singers At The Time Didn't.

I Came From A Family Where My People Didn't Like Rhythm And Blues. Bing Crosby - "pennies From Heaven" - Ella Fitzgerald, Was All I Heard.

And I Don't Get Down On Nobody Else For Doing Whatever Else They Do. To Each His Own.

I Was Washing Dishes At The Greyhound Bus Station At The Time And I Said, 'awap Bop A Lup Bop A Wop Bam Boom, Take 'em Out!'