I Only Know How To Play One

I Am Like A Caricature Of Myself, And I Like That. It Is Like A Mask. And For Me The Carnival Of Venice Lasts All Year Long.

Adele Is Another Problem. I Never Said That She Was Fat. I Said That She Was A Little Roundish; A Little Roundish Is Not Fat. But For Such A Beautiful Girl... After That She Lost Eight Kilos [17.6 Pounds] So I Think The Message Was Not That Bad.

What I Hate Most In Life Are People Who Are Not Really The Peach Of The Day But Who Want To Be Young And Sexy. You Can Fool Nobody. There Is A Moment When You Have To Accept That Somebody Else Is Younger And Fresher And Hotter. Life Is Not A Beauty Contest.

I Must Say, Some Are Not Very Beautifully Made. They’re Coffee-table Books For People Who Drink Alcohol. I Have Nothing Against Coffee-table Books As Long As They Are Well Done. They Must Not Look Like Gravestones On A Table. Sometimes They Are Too Big, They Come In Boxes And Things Like This. No, A Book Has To Be Easy To Open And You Don’t Have To Be A Bodybuilder To Lift It. I Like Books I Can Read In Bed. Those Big Tombstones Would Kill Me.

My Hair Is Not Really White; It's Kind Of Grayish, And I Don't Like The Color. So I Make It Totally White With Klorane Dry Shampoo. That Is The Best Thing To Do Because My Hair Is Always Clean.