I Once Asked Axl Why He Left

I Was The One That Allegedly "quit And Joined My Old Band." That Wasn't True. But It Was Said So Matter-of-factly On The Internet That The Guys Weren't Really Sure What I Was Up To.

An Anagram Of Axl Rose Is Oral Sex. Why Do I Know? Because When I'm Not Playing Music I Love Solving Erotic Jumbles.

Notes And Chords Have Become My Second Language And, More Often Than Not, That Vocabulary Expresses What I Feel When Language Fails Me.

Axl [rose] Is Not The Type Of Person To Make Something Up. So I Was Sort Of Shocked That He Went That Direction. That Caused Me A Lot Of Problems.

I'm Not Ridiculously Wealthy, But I Don't Squander Money Either.