I Never Wanted To Come Off As

The Reason Bin Laden Staggered The Planes Going Into The Towers Was So Every Camera Would Be Focused On The Second Tower When The Plane Hit. It Was Not Only The Murder, But The Perpetual Image Of The Horror That Permeated Into People's Consciousness.

If You're A Movie Star, There's A Cycle You Go Through: Adoration, Adulation, You're Used, And Then You're Discarded. And It Happens Again And Again, Always In That Sequence.

But No, I Don't Really Like Romantic Comedies, So I Don't Really Care. I Never Go See 'em.

I Think That Taking Night Trains Or Meeting Someone On The Road Is Pretty Romantic. I've Done A Couple Of Things Like That. I've Surprised Someone In Paris. And Hopefully, When You Surprise Someone, They're Happy To See You.

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack Is Dizzyingly Brilliant. Mark Leyner Is A Hyperkinetic Shaman, Who Flies The Banner Of Rum And Candy And Writes Like A One-eyed Feral Bandit. His New Book Is Supremely Original, Delirious And Synapse-shattering.