I Never Want To Draw Attention To

If I Ever Go Bald, I'll Kill Myself.

That's A Wonderful Side Effect Of Leather Pants: When You Pee Yourself In Them, They're More Forgiving Than Jeans.

Notes And Chords Have Become My Second Language And, More Often Than Not, That Vocabulary Expresses What I Feel When Language Fails Me.

I'm Not Ridiculously Wealthy, But I Don't Squander Money Either.

I've Always Had To Do Things My Way; I Play Guitar My Way; I've Taken Myself To The Edges Of Life My Way; I've Gotten Clean My Way; And I'm Still Here. Whether Or Not I Deserve To Be Is Another Story.