I Never Understood Music. It Seemed To

God Is So Angry. All That Power, And So Mean With It.

Decency Must Be An Even More Exhausting State To Maintain Than Its Opposite. Those Who Succeed Seem To Need A Stupefying Amount Of Sleep.

Of Course I Lie To People. But I Lie Altruistically - For Our Mutual Good. The Lie Is The Basic Building Block Of Good Manners. That May Seem Mildly Shocking To A Moralist - But Then What Isn't?

Charisma Is The Ability To Influence Without Logic.

The Flagrantly Gay Quentin Crisp Dealt With Homophobic Bullying By Refusing To Bow To Its Onslaught. His Number Listed In The Phone Directory, He Responded To Derogatory Remarks Accompanied With A Stated Intent To Kill Him By Asking, "would You Like To Make An Appointment?"