I Never Thought I'd Get A Chance

I've Met People Who Are Baffled By Children, As Though They Were Never Children Themselves.

I Learned The Enormous Power Of Writing For Yourself, Especially Now That People Seem To Be Receptive To The Fact That Women Can Write.

I've Been Writing Joke Songs Since I Was A Kid And It Served Me Well At S.n.l. I Can Write Those In My Sleep. In Fact, I Have.

I Don't Know If Comedy Is A Male Sport. I Always Wondered That.

I Like Being A Funny Lady. I Think Theres Nothing Sexier Than A Funny Lady.