I Never Sort Of Thought Of Myself

I Always Imagined That Having A Baby Is Something That I'm Going To Keep In A Private Place, But Maybe My Curse Is That All I'm Going To Want To Do Is Tell Everybody About What My Birth Process Was Like And What My Children's Nightmares Are.

I Love What I Do, I Love Every Minute Of It.

Throughout The Day I Often Ask Myself, Could I Fall Asleep Right Now? And The Answer Is Always A Resounding Yes.

Confidence Lets You Pull Anything Off, Even Tevas With Socks.

I Refresh Twitter As Thoughtlessly As Some Twirl Their Hair.