I Never Smoked A Cigarette Until I

When We Appropriate Money From The Public Funds To Pay For Vaccinating A Horde Of Negroes, We Do Not Do It Because We Have Any Sympathy For Them Or Because We Crave Their Blessings, But Simply Because We Don't Want Them To Be Falling Ill Of Smallpox

The Real Man Lies In The Depths Of Subconscious.

Wife: One Who Is Sorry She Did It, But Would Undoubtedly Do It Again.

Giving Every Man A Vote Has No More Made Men Wise And Free Than Christianity Has Made Them Good.

...no Man Of Genuinely Superior Intelligence Has Ever Been An Actor. Even Supposing A Young Man Of Appreciable Mental Powers To Be Lured Upon The Stage, As Philosophers Are Occasionally Lured Into Bordellos, His Mind Would Be Inevitably And Almost Immediately Destroyed By The Gaudy Nonsense Issuing From His Mouth Every Night.