I Never Say 'no' To Anything.

I Don't Think I Have A Tragic Demeanor.

I Like Living In One Room And Have Never Known What People Do With The Room They Are Not In.

If You Describe Things As Better Than They Are, You Are Considered To Be A Romantic; If You Describe Things As Worse Than They Are, You Will Be Called A Realist; And If You Describe Things Exactly As They Are, You Will Be Thought Of As A Satirist.

You Don't Have To Deal With Anyone In America. They Accept You The Way You Are.

Nothing Shortens A Journey So Pleasantly As An Account Of Misfortunes At Which The Hearer Is Permitted To Laugh.