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If You Ain't Nothing When You Get Money And Fame, You're Just Going To Be More Nothing. If You Don't Stand For Nothing, When You Get Money And Fame, You Ain't Suddenly Fin To Stand For Nothing! You're Just Fin To Be Richer And More Famous - Standing For Nothing!

You Can Tell Me Anything You Want To About Investment, But You Can't Move No Money Of Mine, So I Know Where All Of Mine Is. Now, If We Ain't Got A Lot, It's Our Fault.

I Ain't No Author, Man . . . My Writing Skills Are Not Of "new York Times" Best-seller Quality, Trust And Believe It Ain't. My Vocabulary Ain't.

You're An Investigator - Can't Nobody Find Stuff Out Like A Woman. Y'all Put The Police To Shame, Make The Little Investigative Tricks They Show On Csi And Law & Order: Svu Look Like Counting Lessons On Sesame Street.

You Can Take Lessons To Become Almost Anything: Flying Lessons, Piano Lessons, Skydiving Lessons, Acting Lessons, Race Car Driving Lessons, Singing Lessons. But There's No Class For Comedy. You Have To Be Born With It. God Has To Give You This Gift.