I Never Saw Myself As Mr. Ugly,

I Absolutely Don't Care About My Looks And I'm So Used To Them That I Wouldn't Change A Thing. I Would End Up Missing My Defects.

I'm Not Patient, And Some Things Drive Me Crazy. In My Work, I Get Incredibly Upset When People Don't Get It Right Or Don't Respect Others' Needs.

I Think That London Is Very Much Like That. I Find There's Humour In The Air And People Are Interesting. And I Think That It's A Place Which Is Constantly Surprising. The Worst Thing About It? I Think It Can Be Smug And Aggressive.

Less Racist Now But It Has Been. I Don't Think It's Been Completely Stamped Out. There's A Class Element To It. And Who's Supposed To Do What. You're Very Unlikely To Get A Gay Grip.

My Singing Voice Is Somewhere Between A Drunken Apology And A Plumbing Problem.