I Never Learned From A Man Who

Cast Me Into A Dungeon, Burn Me At The Stake, Crown Me King Of Kings, I Can 'pursue Happiness' As Long As My Brain Lives - But Neither Gods Nor Saints, Wise Men Nor Subtle Drugs, Can Ensure That I Will Catch It.

You Have Attributed Conditions To Villainy That Simply Result From Stupidity.

If You Wanted To Teach A Baby A Lesson, Would You Cut Its Head Off?

Stupidity Cannot Be Cured With Money, Or Through Education, Or By Legislation.

Paymasters Come In Only Two Sizes: One Sort Shows You Where The Book Says That You Can't Have What You've Got Coming To You; The Second Sort Digs Through The Book Until He Finds A Paragraph That Lets You Have What You Need Even If You Don't Rate It.