I Never Learned From A Man Who

Never Attempt To Teach A Pig To Sing; It Wastes Your Time And Annoys The Pig.

I'm Always Suspicious Of Disinterested Interest.

Ninety Percent Of All Human Wisdom Is The Ability To Mind Your Own Business.

The Country And Culture Commonly Known As "america" Had Had A Badly Split Personality All Through Its History. Its Overt Laws Were Almost Always Puritanical For A People Whose Covert Behavior Tended To Be Rabelaisian; Its Major Religions Were All Apollonian In Varying Degrees---its Religious Revivals Were Often Hysterical In A Fashion Almost Dionysian.

Some People Insist That "mediocre" Is Better Than "best." They Delight In Clipping Wings Because They Themselves Can't Fly. They Despise Brains Because They Have None.