I Never Knew Anyone Yet Who Got Up At Six Who Did Anything More Useful Between That Time And Breakfast Than Banging A Tennis Ballup Against The Side Of The House, Waiting For The More Civilized Members Of The Party To Get Up.

-Robert Benchley

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I Never Knew Anyone Yet Who Got

Robert Benchley

I Never Knew Anyone Yet Who Got Up At Six Who Did Anything More Useful Between That Time And Breakfast Than Banging A Tennis Ballup Against The Side Of The House, Waiting For The More Civilized Members Of The Party To Get Up.

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Party

Sleep

House

Breaking The Ice In The Pitcher Seems To Be A Feature Of The Early Lives Of All Great Men.

Men

Ice

Pitcher