I Never Knew An Enemy To Puns

Separate From The Pleasure Of Your Company, I Don't Much Care If I Never See Another Mountain In My Life.

Anything Awful Makes Me Laugh. I Misbehaved Once At A Funeral.

Oh For A Tongue To Curse The Slave Whose Treason, Like A Deadly Blight, Comes O'er The Councils Of The Brave, And Blasts Them In Their Hour Of Might!

Books Of Quick Interest, That Hurry On For Incidents Are For The Eye To Glide Over Only. It Will Not Do To Read Them Out. I Could Never Listen To Even The Better Kind Of Modern Novels Without Extreme Irksomeness.

We Encourage One Another In Mediocrity.