I Never Knew A Man Who Had

They Think My Mother's Ashes Are Marijuana.

We Mustn't Complain Too Much Of Being Comedians - It's An Honorable Profession. If Only We Could Be Good Ones The World Might Gain At Least A Sense Of Style. We Have Failed - That's All. We Are Bad Comedians, We Aren't Bad Men.

I Wish Sometimes You Had A Few Bad Motives, You Might Understand A Little More About Human Beings.

There Are Times When A Lover Longs To Be Also A Father And A Brother: He Is Jealous Of The Years He Hasn't Shared.

Most Things Disappoint Till You Look Deeper.