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A Recession Is When Your Neighbor Loses His Job. A Depression Is When You Lose Yours.

Everywhere We Go, Nancy Makes The World A Little Better.

Thomas Jefferson Once Said. He Said , "we Should Never Judge A President By His Age, Only By His Works." And Ever Since He Told Me That, I've Stopped Worrying. There Are Those Who Say I've Stopped Working.

Fascism Was Really The Basis For The New Deal. It Was Mussolini's Success In Italy, With His Government-directed Economy, That Led The Early New Dealers To Say "but Mussolini Keeps The Trains Running On Time.

I'm Spending More Time At This Library In Four Days Than I Did At The Eureka College Library In Four Years.