I Need To Rein Myself In Sometimes.

I Think I Had About A Month Off When I Broke My Rib In Australia, Which Was Magnificent.

I Haven't Turned Into An Absolute Geek Who Doesn't Like Doing Fun Things.

Who Is The Muppet Coaching Chelsea??? Avb??? Hmmm!! 25yrs For Ferguson, Hopefully Not Even 6 Months For This Avb Geezer!

She [my Wife] Has Had A Caesarean, So She Can't Bend Over. It's A Good Excuse [for Not Changing Nappies], I Suppose.

I Always Say That Things Are Meant To Be And Everything Happens For A Reason, So I Don't Have Any Regrets.