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I Went To My Library, Right? And I Started To Research The Bill Of Rights And I Did Not Technically Find Anything That Said All Americans Shall Eat Shrimp With Whoever They Like. But, I Found Some Things That Are Close Enough To Infer That I Am Within My Legal Rights To Enjoy Seafood With Whomever I Choose.

Whenever They Say It Can’t Be Done, Remind Them That They Make A Jellybean That Tastes Exactly Like Popcorn.

Most Times When You Try To Be All Things To All People, You End Up Being Nothing.

Have You Ever Loved Somebody, Loved Her Completely, But Had To End The Relationship For Life Reasons?

Sometimes I Get Scared That I’m Going To Enter A Web Address Into Twitter Thinking It Was My Browser. That Would Be Bad.