I Might Be A Dork, But I

It's All Success If It's What You Need.

There's A Time In Your Life Where You're Not Quite Sure Where You Are. You Think Everything's Perfect, But It's Not Perfect... Then One Day You Wake Up And You Can't Quite Picture Yourself In The Situation You're In. But The Secret Is, If You Can Picture Yourself Doing Anything In Life, You Can Do It.

Spending So Much Time On The Road, I Get To Fart All The Time. Then When It's, Like, Thanksgiving Dinner And I'm Sitting With My Grandmother, I Can't Fart For, Like, Two Hours.

I'm Sick Of Being Known As The Sexy Guy That Writes Great Songs.

Life Is A Search For Yourself.