I Met My Wife In South Dakota.

When I Was Small, My Most Serious Handicap Was A Painful Bashfulness In The Presence Of Strangers.

Everyone Is Exposed To Economic Risks Of Some Kind.

You Know, Sometimes, When They Say You're Ahead Of Your Time, It's Just A Polite Way Of Saying You Have A Real Bad Sense Of Timing.

Every Program That Ever Helped Working People, From Rural Electrification To Medicare, Was Enacted By Liberals Over The Opposition Of Conservatives. When People Tell Me They Don't Like Liberals, I Ask, "do You Like Social Security? If So, Then Shut Up!"

Ever Since I Was A Young Man, I Wanted To Run For The Presidency In The Worst Possible Way - And I Did.