I Meant," Said Ipslore Bitterly, "what Is

If It Wasn't For The Fun And Money, I Really Don't Know Why I'd Bother.

Any Fool Could Be A Witch With A Runic Knife, But It Took Skill To Be One With An Apple Corer.

Ingenuity And Incongruity Always Cheer Me Up.

Perhaps It Would Be Simpler If You Just Did What You're Told And Didn't Try To Understand Things.

Oh, My Dear Vimes, History Changes All The Time. It Is Constantly Being Re-examined And Re-evaluated, Otherwise How Would We Be Able To Keep Historians Occupied? We Can't Possibly Allow People With Their Sort Of Minds To Walk Around With Time On Their Hands.