I Mean If Politics Was My Main

I Really Didn't Realize The Librarians Were, You Know, Such A Dangerous Group. They Are Subversive. You Think They're Just Sitting There At The Desk, All Quiet And Everything. They're Like Plotting The Revolution, Man. I Wouldn't Mess With Them. You Know, They've Had Their Budgets Cut. They're Paid Nothing. Books Are Falling Apart. The Libraries Are Just Like The Ass End Of Everything, Right?

I Say One Evil Empire Down...one To Go.

I Was A Good Little Boy And A Good Student. I've Never Been Arrested.

You Can't Regulate Child Labor. You Can't Regulate Slavery. Some Things Are Just Wrong.

You Know We Are Flawed People, So If Someone Is Going To Make A Movie About Me, They Don't Have To Make It Up. My Real Flaws Are Much Funnier.