I May Not Always Be Offered Work,

Happiness Is Health And A Short Memory!

I Have To Be Alone Very Often. I'd Be Quite Happy If I Spent From Saturday Night Until Monday Morning Alone In My Apartment. That's How I Refuel.

I Think Sex Is Overrated. I Don't Have Sex Appeal And I Know It. As A Matter Of Fact, I Think I'm Rather Funny Looking. My Teeth Are Funny, For One Thing, And I Have None Of The Attributes Usually Required For A Movie Queen, Including The Shapeliness.

It Makes Me Self-conscious. It's Because I'm Known, In The Limelight, That It's Getting All The Gravy, But If You Knew, If You Saw Some Of The People Who Make It Possible For Unicef To Help These Children Survive. These Are The People Who Do The Jobs-the Unknowns, Whose Names You Will Never Know...i At Least Get A Dollar A Year, But They Don't.

When I Get Married, I Want To Be Really Married