I May Be Writing Well, I May

I Work Seven Days A Week And I Work About 12 Hours A Day, From The Beginning Of September To About The End Of May; The School Year. I Take Two Days Off, Christmas And New Year's, Thanksgiving Sometimes - Two And A Half. And The Result Is That I Bonded Myself To My Desk.

I'll Miss It Until The Day I Die, And I'm Convinced To This Day That I Can Get On A Horse And Jump A Course Of Fences Satisfactorily. It Doesn't Leave You.

Comedians Don't Laugh. They're Too Busy Analyzing Why It's Funny Or Not.

I Stopped Writing At The Age Of 18. I Had Written Incessantly Before That. I Read, Of Course, Because I Was In University, But I Wasn't Going To Write. I Wasn't Going To Do Any Of Those Dangerous Things. I Was Going To Be A Stolid, Bourgeois Lawyer.

Life Is Just A Box Of Chocolates.