I Make The Best Pancakes You'll Ever

My Mother Had A Beautiful, Soothing Voice That Made Me Melt.

My Favorite Process Is Writing, From Day One. The Songs I Have Written Throughout The Years Were A Real Great Opportunity For Me To Communicate, Because I Think Tha'ts My Prime Objective On This Planet.

There Is Nothing Better Than Humor To Keep A Marriage Going.

Everything's Funny For God's Sake. Everything.

Those Of You Who Speak Only English, Applaud [audience Applause]. Those Of You Who Speak Only Spanish, Applaud [audience Applause]. [in Mock Incredulity] Then How Do You Know What I Just Said?