I Made Baseball As Much Fun As

I Made Baseball As Much Fun As Doing Your Taxes!

Famous Crime Stories Almost Always Lead To The Passing Of New Laws.

Computers, Like Automobiles And Airplanes, Do Only What People Tell Them To Do.

I Would Never Encourage My Children To Be Athletes - First Because My Children Are Not Athletes And Second Because There Are So Many People Pushing To Get To The Top In Sports That 100 People Are Crushed For Each One Who Breaks Through. This Is Unfortunate.

I Have Always Been Much Better At Asking Questions Than Knowing What The Answers Were.