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We Don't Genuinely Need More Literary Geniuses. One Can Only Read So Many Books In A Lifetime.

The Fact Is That Everybody Around A College Basketball Game - The Coaches, The Announcers, Even The Referees At A Lower Level - Calculates When The Game Is Really Over. They Calculate It With Intuition And Guesswork.

Let's Try To Find Ten Good Things To Say About Albert Belle: 10. So Far As We Know, He's Never Killed Anyone. 9. He Is Handsome, And Built Like A God. 8. He Played Every Game. 7. He Has Never Appeared On The Jerry Springer Show. 6. He Was An Underrated Base Runner Who Was Rarely Caught Stealing. 5. He Hasn't Been Arrested In Several Years. 4. He Is Very Bright. 3. He Works Hard. 2. He Has Never Spoken Favorably About Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Or Any Other Foreign Madman. 1. The Man Could Hit.

When People Disagree With You, What You Ultimately Have To Do Is Persuade People To Agree With You - Period.

I Would Never Encourage My Children To Be Athletes - First Because My Children Are Not Athletes And Second Because There Are So Many People Pushing To Get To The Top In Sports That 100 People Are Crushed For Each One Who Breaks Through. This Is Unfortunate.