I Made A Supreme Effort Not To

With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had A Wash Since 2001 So The Chance To Go Shopping Is Way Down The List. It Is Something I Do Intend To Get.

Some Men Are Deeply Likable But Have Attitudes I Don't Like. Does That Mean I Should Completely Dismiss Them? It's Like Saying: If Someone Votes Tory Can You Like Them? And, Yes, I Can. I Have Friends Who Vote Tory, And I'm Appalled, But That's Not To Say They're Not Great People In So Many Other Ways. We Have A Tendency To Oversimplify Things.

For A Long Time, People Assumed I Was Gay, So When I Got Married The Press Were All A Bit Shocked And Made A Big Deal Of It - And Ditto When I Had Children. I Felt Very Much Under The Microscope With Paps Outside The House Taking Pictures Of Me Getting The Baby Out Of The Car, It Was Excruciating. I Remember Getting Her Out Of The Car Seat And Thinking 'oh God I'm Going To Drop Her And They're Going To Take A Picture'. I Was So Nervous. Those Sorts Of Things Are Really Hard.

It's Got Too Much Hard Work Slapping Them And Telling Them To Shut Up.

As A Comic And As A Nurse, It's Important To Look Calm On The Surface When You're Absolutely Crapping Yourself Inside. So, If Someone Is Waving A Machete At You, Which Has Happened To Me When I Was A Nurse, It's Important To Make That Person Feel That You're In Control.