I’m Worse At What I Do Best.

Drugs Are A Waste Of Time. They Destroy Your Memory And Your Self-respect And Everything That Goes Along With Your Self-esteem. They're No Good At All.

I Like To Make People Feel Happy And Superior In Their Reaction Towards My Appearance.

I'm Left-handed, And It's Not Very Easy To Find Reasonably Priced, High-quality Left-handed Guitars. But Out Of All The Guitars In The Whole World, The Fender Mustang Is My Favorite. I've Only Owned Two Of Them.

It's Okay To Eat Fish Because They Don't Have Any Feelings.

I’m Not Mad. I’m In A Perfectly Happy Mood, You Asshole.