I’m Worse At What I Do Best.

Sometimes I Wish I Had Taken The Bob Dylan Route And Sang Songs Where My Voice Would Not Go Out On Me Every Night, So I Could Have A Career If I Wanted.

I'm Not Like Them, But I Can Pretend.

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

I Never Really Knew About My Ancestors Until This Year, When I Learned That The Name Cobain Was Irish. My Parents Had Never Bothered To Find That Stuff Out.

Before I Die Many Will Die With Me And They'll Deserve It. See You In Hell.