I’m Worse At What I Do Best.

I Like To Complain And Do Nothing To Make Things Better.

No Matter What You Do Or Say, There's Nothing That You Can Do To Make People Understand You.

I Called Leo Fender, The Dead Guy, A Dork. Now I'll Never Get An Endorsement.

It Must Be One Of Those Narcissists Who Only Appreciate Things When They're Gone. I'm Too Sensitive. I Need To Be Slightly Numb In Order To Regain The Enthusiasms I Once Had As A Child.

If Chasing Cool Is Important To You, You're An Idiot!