I’m Not As Cool As You Think

I Was Never Taught How To Raise A Child, Because I Wasn't Raised Properly.

When God Put Everybody Here, I Don't Think That He Had A Master Plan Of A Pecking Order. That's Not What You See In The Bible. I Disagree With That Notion, So In My Estimation, We've All Been Put On This Planet To Share It. It Is Our Duty And Our Obligation And Our Responsibility To Make Sure That We've Done So In The Proper Fashion.

I Do Believe That Belief Is The Most Powerful Thing We Have In This World. So, If We Believe In Something Enough. And We Have Faith, We Can Make It A Reality. That Is Basically The Basis Of My Entire Career And My Entire Life.

As An Entertainer, A Comedy Guy, Whatever, You're Never Gonna Be Truly 100-percent Happy With Anything.

Becoming An Actor Wasn’t A Choice – It Was Something I Was Forced Into. At 3, You Can’t Make Those Choices... I Supported My Family, And If I Got Fired Or Missed An Audition, I’d Be Punished As If I’d Messed Up In School. I Was Starved, Because They Wanted To Keep My Weight At A Certain Place; My Hair Was Bleached – That Was My Life. I Wasn’t Allowed To Play With Kids On My Block Or Ride A Bike Or Play Ball, In Case I Got A Scratch – I Wasn’t Even Allowed To Be Bar Mitzvahed Because I Couldn’t Attend Enough Lessons.