I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, And

During Vietnam, I Was In College, Enjoying My Student Deferment. The Government Wisely Felt That, In My Case, Military Service Was Less Important Than Completing My Studies To Prepare Me For My Chosen Career: Comedian.

I Just Can't Sit Still And Meditate; That Doesn't Kind Of Work For Me. I Don't Even Know Exactly What It Means.

I Don't Consider Myself An Artist Necessarily, But Craftsmen Or People In The Arts, Their Spiritualism Is Sort Of When You're Writing Well Or Performing Well Or Doing Whatever You Do Well, There's An Element Of That That's Either God-given, A Talent That You're Not Necessarily Responsible For.

The Fourth Amendment Doesn't Apply To Corporations.

When People Talked About Protecting Their Privacy When I Was Growing Up, They Were Talking About Protecting It From The Government. They Talked About Unreasonable Searches And Seizures, About Keeping The Government Out Of Their Bedrooms.